10 things i hate about you..

I hate the way you talk to me, 

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car, 

I hate it when you stare. 

I hate your big dumb combat boots 

and the way you read my mind. 

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme. 

I hate the way youre always right, 

I hate it when you lie. 

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry. 

I hate it when youre not around, 

and the fact that you didnt call. 

But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you, 

not even close

not even a little bit 

not even at all.

//sourced from the movie ... cuz i can't write poems anymore

Rules of Editor-dom

1. slash.slash.slash.
2. then slash some more
3. follow the 3L scan formula (courtesy - fa) - scan and look thru every third line in a paragraph. looks slashable right? do it then.
   
4. deadlines? - to quote twain - dont u just love the whooshing noise they make as they go by? :)
5. your boss will be an over-bearing ass and your sub-ordinates will be incompetent imbeciles.yeah... life just sucks that way. for Everyone.
   
6. coffee breaks rule!
7. job reqs: losing sleep,foregoing any pretense of a social life, being hated for being annoyingly meticulous and generally hated anyway. the lucky ones get elaborately worded hate mails, the others - much more elaborately worded death threats.
   
8. payoffs : none.zero.zilch.zip.nada.
   

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.. there comes a time when we realise .. what we think of people is really just that .. what we think ..

and not what they are ... not by a long shot...

and the question of what to do remains in the room.. heavy and ominous .. like the stormclouds i see..
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thunder rolls and lightning flashes with a wrath and vengeance that's brilliant to behold ...
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maybe thats my answer

The Dummies Guide to...

.. Dealing with sexual assault..

1. Yes. It happened, And I’ve said it. That’s step One.
2. There’s NO fing point in thinking about what else you could’ve done to retaliate/fight back/kick him harder in the balls. Didn’t happen then. No point fretting now.Although.. plotting to do it now is totally OK.
3. Plotting to do this with a huge group of big burly men is also cool. Very cool.
4. If you’re not the violent sort, try projectile spitting... on his photo.. Pretty plebeian I know, but feels extremely cathartic.
5. Burn his effigy ... sing and dance and swear crazily around it..
6. Now for the therapy part.. Go wild here.. Do whatever makes you feel happy..go shoe-shopping ..n jus plain shopping .. have a girls night-out ... n sappy-movie-marathon with a choclate ice-cream bucket .. play those good old shoot-the-bad-guy video games ..
7. CRY. just once. let it all out. then get up.. put on your prettiest dress ..smile into the mirror and go out..
8. TALK to your friends. Get as much help as you want. You deserve the whole hugs, teddy-bear-clutching crying sessions , hot chocolate & being tucked in with ‘sshh sshh nothing’ll happen.. we’re all here’ routine
9. Get your violent friends to beat him up ..AFTER they’ve tucked you in bed..
10. Work out an extremely complex and beautifully detailed revenge & justice plan. Be sure to include very graphic details of retribution. When you’re done … Go muahahahahaha...
11. Pray. Very hard. God will take care of you... and Murphy will take care of the rest.