Rules of Editor-dom

1. slash.slash.slash.
2. then slash some more
3. follow the 3L scan formula (courtesy - fa) - scan and look thru every third line in a paragraph. looks slashable right? do it then.
   
4. deadlines? - to quote twain - dont u just love the whooshing noise they make as they go by? :)
5. your boss will be an over-bearing ass and your sub-ordinates will be incompetent imbeciles.yeah... life just sucks that way. for Everyone.
   
6. coffee breaks rule!
7. job reqs: losing sleep,foregoing any pretense of a social life, being hated for being annoyingly meticulous and generally hated anyway. the lucky ones get elaborately worded hate mails, the others - much more elaborately worded death threats.
   
8. payoffs : none.zero.zilch.zip.nada.