Career Counselling

With the exam season & the summer settling in , every student aiming to successfully fail his board exams is at a loss as to what he would do in his future. ( big surprise. )
Should he be joining the medical and engineering bandwagon (first class, AC of course) or should he …well.. do something else.
So here’s a list of a few interesting if slightly offbeat career choices they can consider.

BUFFALO HERDING:

We got the family approval for this one ages ago, so no trouble there. Predictably hygiene is going to be a major problem , but if u get past that and manage to toilet-train your herd along the way, these black beauties can make you stinking rich!(excuse pun)
Who knows you could become the amazingly successful owner of a nationwide buffalo products conglomerate called BAMUL – the Waste of India ( Buffaloes Are Macho! Union Limited) or some other inspired name.
So what’re are you waiting for?...wallow your way to glory!

FLYSWATTING

Admit it. We’ve got years of experience and loads of practice at this.
Trivial though it may seem , this job involves a high level of skill, uncommon dexterity, excellent hand-eye coordination and the ability to perform under highly demanding conditions of extreme boredom.
Job opportunities are as varied and plenty as the flies themselves. One can set up flyswatters training academy to help others or write a book or comic strip named ‘Swat Flies’ or just about anything you could lay ..er.. swat your hands on.

POLITICS

Strictly not for the sensitive kiddies. Loads of sacrifice and preparation goes into this testing job but the rewards are rich..literally.
To get started… well… grease you theatre skills to oily perfection, practice stilted and indefinite speech styles, open a numbered swiss bank account, bury all your scruples in the kitchen backyard and Tada!...your ready to rock the world!
Just a word of warning, if getting in is tough, staying there is tougher and getting out… don’t even think about it. You know what they say….once a politician, always a politician.
So if you think you can live with a wardrobe filled exclusively with toga-style white cloth strips, go ahead!... Yours is the world and all that’s there in it - even if its others.

A/N : this is my first stint at funny writing , so don't expect it to be funny. if it is...then yaay!